Yes, I am an Alien ;)

• "Is the sun also shining there, in Switzerland?"
•  "Have you ever seen a cow before you came here?"
• "Did you not lose a lot of weight, because the food here is so healthy compeared to your Swiss-Pizza-Burger food."
• " You know, I also wanted to make a exchange year but i just couldn't leave my friends and family for ONE YEAR!"    Me: "maybe we exchange students are all soulless"
• "You Wester-Guys are so dirty, using Toilett-Paper!"
• "You come from Swiss? you are a Christian, aren't you?" 
• "Where is your Swiss army knife?"
• “Why is your hair so fair and your skin so white? Are you really from this planet?”